http://funnythingsmiguelsays.wordpress.com Just another WordPress.com weblog Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:01:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://s2.wp.com/i/buttonw-com.png http://funnythingsmiguelsays.wordpress.com http://funnythingsmiguelsays.wordpress.com/2009/03/19/march-19-2009/ http://funnythingsmiguelsays.wordpress.com/2009/03/19/march-19-2009/#comments Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:01:00 +0000 B http://funnythingsmiguelsays.wordpress.com/2009/03/19/march-19-2009/ ]]> Miguel(9:57:00 AM): its possible to teach brown people new things
Miguel(9:57:54 AM): Im trainable! even without beatings!
Miguel(9:58:39 AM): act now and you too can train your pet brown for only 19.95. this video will show you how to correct, manage, and teach your little brown with little to no beatings at all.

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]]> http://funnythingsmiguelsays.wordpress.com/2009/03/12/march-12-2009-2/feed/ 1 B http://funnythingsmiguelsays.wordpress.com/2009/03/12/march-12-2009/ http://funnythingsmiguelsays.wordpress.com/2009/03/12/march-12-2009/#comments Thu, 12 Mar 2009 12:38:17 +0000 B http://funnythingsmiguelsays.wordpress.com/2009/03/12/march-12-2009/ ]]> Miguel (8:31:35 AM): I live by myself at home. i get bored. so i sometimes do things here that normally i would be doing by myself at home.
Miguel(8:29:19 AM): i just get the urge to do a fart sound at work

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Miguel(11:20:42 AM): i understand
Miguel(11:20:44 AM): i do it all the time

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[11:57] Miguel: ill eat domesticated animals at this point

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Miguel(10:52:53 AM): or we wouldnt have such a great intern
Miguel(10:53:01 AM): that was me being nice
Miguel(10:53:06 AM): take it for what it is
ME(10:53:17 AM): wow! Thanks!
Miguel(10:53:24 AM): i hate you

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Miguel(4:41:55 PM): Eggs need picking, yard work, churning butter, milking the cows, slaughtering pigs and cats

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Miguel(8:13:25 AM): Spud mckenzie
Miguel(8:13:41 AM): I loved him when i was a child. made me want to drink beer

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