Posted by: B on: January 9, 2009
The “real world” can be such a dreary, cold place. Not many are spared from the early 6:00am alarms, gallons of foul-tasting coffee, encroaching deadlines, repetitive paperwork, and inevitable computer glitches that litter the workday.
As a copywriter/proofreader, my headaches come mostly from multiple exclamation points, blaring red pen revisions, misspellings, and the “Insert” key on my computer’s keyboard.
In this fast-paced, demanding world of ROI figures and bottom lines there is a proverbial “ray of sunshine”.
Miguel.
Just when I think I can’t survive the discovery of another misplaced ellipsis (…), my AIM chime blings with renewed enthusiasm or a devilish chuckle ascends from the adjacent cubicle, saving me from boredom and monotony. Perhaps these comments explain why I enjoy my job so much.
I believe it would be morally lax to keep his comments to myself when they could brighten someone’s day.
So here it is: my blog—a daily collection of the Funny Things Miguel Says.
Posted by: B on: March 19, 2009
Miguel(9:57:00 AM): its possible to teach brown people new things
Miguel(9:57:54 AM): Im trainable! even without beatings!
Miguel(9:58:39 AM): act now and you too can train your pet brown for only 19.95. this video will show you how to correct, manage, and teach your little brown with little to no beatings at all.
Posted by: B on: March 12, 2009
Miguel(4:01:21 PM): i failed the sexual harassment test 3 times. I didnt notice it actually tells you the answers when you fail it. plus i didnt read or listen to the beginning of the test. besides that, I really suck at understanding what constitutes sexual harassment
Posted by: B on: March 12, 2009
Miguel (8:31:35 AM): I live by myself at home. i get bored. so i sometimes do things here that normally i would be doing by myself at home.
Miguel(8:29:19 AM): i just get the urge to do a fart sound at work
Posted by: B on: March 10, 2009
Miguel(11:20:39 AM): crop dust
Miguel(11:20:42 AM): i understand
Miguel(11:20:44 AM): i do it all the time
Posted by: B on: March 9, 2009
[11:56] Miguel: im so hungry
[11:57] Miguel: ill eat domesticated animals at this point
Posted by: B on: March 6, 2009
Miguel(10:52:46 AM): its a good thing you are not cooler.
Miguel(10:52:53 AM): or we wouldnt have such a great intern
Miguel(10:53:01 AM): that was me being nice
Miguel(10:53:06 AM): take it for what it is
ME(10:53:17 AM): wow! Thanks!
Miguel(10:53:24 AM): i hate you
Posted by: B on: March 6, 2009
Miguel(10:23:54 AM): yea it smells like wet dog and runny ass over here. almost as if someone sat on my face.
Posted by: B on: March 3, 2009
Miguel(4:41:01 PM): Don’t you have enough to do around the farm while at home?
Miguel(4:41:55 PM): Eggs need picking, yard work, churning butter, milking the cows, slaughtering pigs and cats
Posted by: B on: February 19, 2009
Miguel(8:13:22 AM): reminds me of the dog
Miguel(8:13:25 AM): Spud mckenzie
Miguel(8:13:41 AM): I loved him when i was a child. made me want to drink beer
Posted by: B on: February 17, 2009
Miguel: I feel like a walking fail bomb and should probably never leave the house. It’s the safest thing a brown with my luck should do.
